Thursday, April 28, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Monday, April 25, 2011

Husband and wife of 11 inspired a joke

A)
Dayong on a business trip, a sudden return home, at the door to hear a man snoring sound. Dayong silently away, sent a message to his wife: Three years later they meet again in a city, his wife asked: between husband and wife is not the most indispensable passion and impulse, but the trust, even see or hear something, at least give each other a chance to explain, because even if it is seen and heard things, but also may be a novelty factor.
(b)
rebuked her husband said: The spatula is also used to 'youth' too. Love is to accompany the beautiful around us.
(c)
a couple man talked about the long-term harmony. A local reporter asked the secret of a happy marriage, the husband explained to reporters, said: ah, which start with the from our honeymoon. Our honeymoon to the Grand Canyon, which we have to Riding on a donkey to the valley bottom, but it did not take long gone, my wife's ass to fall and my wife quietly said: the first time, not long after the bird on the road again donkey and a fall and my wife quietly said: The second time, not half a mile donkeys and fall down, and when my wife pulled out her revolver and shot a mule hand. I can not agree with her behavior, began arguing with her, then, my new wife quietly said to me: the first time ... ...
【Explanation】 marriage must be some awesome bottom line, through each other test and know where each other's bottom line, a conscious compromise, never let their impunity.
(d)
Kobayashi said to his wife: bought a computer, you want me to buy exactly the same as his home computer, instrument allows you to see how to do? Road.

【Explanation】 Do not always go than others, not to follow blindly a family, each couple has their own situation, can not completely copy someone else's happiness, happiness is like that lived up to .
(e)
Kobayashi neighbors home, see Kobayashi was standing outside, so he took strange to ask: said:
decline Kobayashi said: the door every two people.
(VI)
husband: What is your reaction to ah. on the. But in fact not really want to split the need to quarrel, the quarrel was the original intention of venting anger more, and to restore feelings.
(VII)
a couple sitting on beach breaks, the husband is always watching each of the past, a beautiful girl, his wife blamed her husband, said: the person! 【Explanation】
some little trick out of human nature, not to suppress, the principle does not touch the bottom line in the time, leaving little space and no harm, people really will have Shenmeipilao.
(VIII)
have a couple old just watching TV, nibbling seeds, all of a sudden my wife shouted from the kitchen: : Also after a while his wife and screaming: wine, relaxing, and after one hour, her husband feel guilty heart, decided to go home to trim those things, but the home that it all repaired, asked his wife: said: making out with me again! '】 back the responsibility of marriage, should try to do any household chores, if not hands-on, and must have a solution, not to a
(IX)
a couple fishing in the river, his wife always nagging non-stop for a fish hook.
wife said: can not be bent by his own preferences. Such as
(ten)
Mr. Mrs. complained: . ],[
(XI)
a rich man got his wish to marry a beautiful actress. Bridal wedding night, they soulful way for the other kings.
groom said: O little secret.
privacy as you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my little secret. bald ... ... : taken out of the eye socket, the original of his left eye is a fake.
groom went on to say: wrinkles is done;
bride speaks, After a child to say: slow-down: But you do so well, I'll tell you okay - in fact, I had not a woman, I was doing a sex change operation ... ... it ... ... , the more turned out, the more detrimental to the marital relationship.

Happy smile

Guests from Africa called hackers

as it was called the pig and pig class


so friends birthday why we always say : pig birthday ~~~~~ Happy!

corrupt plane and tell them to take the car for the animals and birds .

pit in the dead man stood up and called by the feces of a resurrection .
do you like to do is called sex.

express their feelings is called heat .

always been abandoned by a woman called her husband before the public to make disposable .

called Cao Cao Cao Cao just get away with trouble and his wife .

person is guilty of rape because of haste.

dead drunk driving accident is called the million dead drunk .

drunk after drinking a large spit should be called

Sunday, April 24, 2011

What is her husband

1. Hold up very warm, wordy up pain, hate around, invisible and very nostalgic person.
2. You do not want to eat eat half of his face would say not to waste, he will take over you and help you eat clean people.
3. Big feet of ice attached to his thighs get warm, even if he was cold, your feet will not kick people.
4. Go to supermarkets to buy things, he put all the heavy stuff, but also people who hold your empty hand.
5. Your Da Yima come, get you eat red bean ice, will be very angry people who call you.
6. You were born illness, he still difficult than you people.
7. To remember to buy tampons every month as a procurement has been the man.
8. Wrong frame their voices, but also thick-skinned people who came to your hand.
9. After n years after the anniversary of love, forget Valentine's Day, Christmas exists because every day with you people think that Valentine's Day.
10. Nothing will nest in your home, something or nest in your home, so you start to wonder if he is not without friends.
11. Most like to see you happy laugh, and also the people smirk at you.
12. Miss you call, your phone will be ringing off the hook man.
13. Support you eat, keep your movie, the raising of small things you buy, quick to start practicing how to care for the future of your people.
14. Hate to hear you most afraid of crying, just to hear you cry, or will endure a thousand miles of flying to the people around you.
15. Secretly as you do a lot of things, but never the people you claim the credit.
16. Has been that their arm is your pillow people.
17. Will you dare to grab the remote control, but I can only accompany you see the final Sex and the City people.
18. QQ on you in his unique grouping of your phone book, there are people who have a special call.
19. For you to cry, to smile at you, for you to hurt people person.
20. With you to believe there really eachother, forever man.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Football, you slightly

from start to like college football, has been more than ten years, although the increase with age, But every weekend I will take the time to look to the Premier League, Serie A or Bundesliga, World Cup, not to say that if I take the time to be looking for a spiritual outlet. And some people have money to go to find prostitutes in the physical need to vent though somewhat different, but somewhat similar.
I watched a game yesterday, I completely lost the confidence of the football and trust. Rome Derby, Derby as one of the top ten in world football, with a considerable number of followers, but a good game but was a referee led, the same restricted area restricted area handball and foul, the Roman team will be able to get the point ball, Lazio only by the poor and the referee's theory has two yellow cards. This is football, football was dominated whore. I also completely lost the trust of football, will no longer be determined from watching the soccer game.
It reminds me of long ago look inside the world of international football, soccer column corruption case, a number of full members of the Board votes by bribery and vote to give some of the countries and cities hosting the World Cup. Now not only the international football these things happen, the British media through
also reminds me of a sensation around the world before the 2006 World Cup, Italian football corruption case, which shocked the whole world, from operating from the league to operate from the Champions League, in a word as long as money does not reach the goal. All in all we lost the majority of football fans confidence.
and do not talk about foreign countries, our Super League, but also so grateful to the President from the goalkeeper to the river below, one grasping a handful of related sectors although it has not set his offense But all in all this to explain the football pool of muddy water, this big vat has so many insider is not known. In this way the majority of our loyal fans
Sometimes we fans really can not be reconciled, always feel cheated by the number of departments involved in next year's league or cup or something always much cleaner, but the end of the day or so, Football is like this mixed kid a In fact, his innocence, the intervention of others do?
I took too many questions in watching football, watching some class of people, look pretty comfortable, but sometimes the feelings come back to find myself completely deceived. No matter how well she actually pretended to the world, and after all she was a
yesterday's game but the FIFA, under the advice of everyone struggling or reluctant to introduce similar to tennis,
Whether or ordinary League World Cup is always left us too many doubts, there is the World Cup between England and Germany, injustice, but also ordinary league like the Roman derby ended yesterday between injustice.
as an ordinary fan I really could not stand, saying the people have sharp eyes, you keep the world's top league cheat the masses is a real psychological need to know how brutal the fans.
since then so I decided to not watch this Rather than waste time on this

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

One day you will go over the changes.

 William Shakespeare wrote:
no matter how good things are lost one day.
then deep memory, also has forgotten the day.
to love people, but also to flee the day.
sweetest dream, but also wake up one day.
The waiver will not stay.
never let go of this treasure, can not be friends after breaking up, because the two sides hurt!
enemy can not do, because loving each other too.

2. Jimmy said:
if you like me, I do not like you,
When you love me, I love you,
when When you leave me, I love you,
you go too fast, or I can not keep up your pace,
we missed the Noah's Ark, missed the Titanic,
miss all the thrills and non-thriller, we will continue to miss.
my loneliness I do not know where it comes from, but I really feel lonely.
you lonely, lonely world, everyone, but everyone is different it lonely.

3. Liu Xinwu, said:
do not expect, sparrows fly very high.
height of the sky, it is the eagle's territory.
sparrow straighten his place if it still will be very happy!

4. Yi Shu said:
the biggest mistake committed by people daily, is too polite to strangers, but people are too harsh on the intimate,
change this bad habit come peacefully.

5. Guo said:
I finally found myself the person of vision is too simple, I never think about how the mask is a face below,
I always directly to the face mask as a treat, but tend to forget the smiling face is a mask of tears in the face.

6. Liu Xinwu, said:
Sorry is a sincere, it does not matter is a kind of grace.
If you paid a sincere, but not grace, it only shows the ignorance of each other and vulgar!

7. Han says:
No matter how tired she sees on when he is hundred and hard to re-insurance to the skin when they are two faces.

8. Annie Baby, said:
when a woman looking at the sky, she did not want to find anything.
she just lonely.







9. to meet extraordinary, said:
fate like a book.
inadvertently turn the fairy tale will be read too seriously will miss the tears.

10. Zhang Xiaoxian said:
love, has always been a thousand things and turns back.
not been abandoned, have not been hurt, how to understand love?

11. Yi Shu said:
no matter how kind, a person should not be an excuse to fall always forgive, no more love, more to love yourself.

12. Liu Xinwu, said:
its favor, than to arm themselves;
their escape from the reality of life than laughter;
hear the wind listen to the rain and its better to head attack !







13. Zhang said:
married red roses, over time, becomes a wall of red roses The touch of mosquito blood, white roses, or

14. San Mao said:
a friend, well, a little more than two friends, three friends for a bit too much.
aficionados, and to have a great, not too much,
if it is not, also has its own, treat yourself, get along with ourselves, but also a friend ...
< br> 15. snow Little Zen said:
I thought one day, I would completely love to forget, forget you,
However, all of a sudden, I heard an old song, my tears down,
because of this song, we were heard.

16. Guo Ao, said:
in practice we always smile, and finally become afraid to cry.







17. San Mao said:
Do not be afraid to refuse to others, if their reasons for legitimate.
When a person requesting the opening, his heart simply prepared two answers.
So, give him the answer to any one of them, are expected to.

18. Tsz color XQ says:
man cry, because he really loved.
woman cry, because she really gave up.

19. Hyun Yi said:
grievances can be told, can not be wronged;
to take away the love, it is not love.

20. Zhang said:
love did not complex, but three words come and go,
not I love you, I hate you,
is Come on, how are you, sorry.







21. Ma said:
think of thousands of road at night, wake in the morning to go the same route.

22. Raoxue Man said:
the world has deceived me, I have to give fight back, I will not let go of any little bit of happiness for me,
even pay fall in price is from hell, and I die for it.

23. Guo Ao, said:
each heart will always hidden in a lifetime, maybe this person will never know,
Nevertheless, this person is always can not be replaced by whom.
and that person is like a never healing scars,
no matter what time, just have to be raised, or gently touched, it will dull.

24.GARVEN said:
words people say, is people put fart, fart, like words and are just one breath.

25. San Mao said:
some people love, just a If the person wrongly
emotion as the long-term love, is itself naive.

26. Zhang Xiaoxian said:
If you can not forget him, do not forget the good.
really forget that it was not hard.

27. who said non-vegetated:
then ugly people can get married, then the United States who will be single!

28. Zhang said:
because of love, so compassionate;
as to understand, so tolerant.


Sunday, April 10, 2011

CPU Troubleshooting

 The case of noise: Symptom: CPU computer after the upgrade, particularly when the noise each boot. However, after using a voice back to normal.
failure analysis and processing: First check the CPU fan is fixed, and some poor quality workmanship and structure of the chassis is not good, easy to work in the boot caused by resonance, increasing the noise, the other can give CPU fan, chassis fan motor Oil the test test. If the box is because the chassis caused by a single book, the best replacement chassis.
2, the temperature rose too fast:
failure phenomenon: When a computer running the CPU temperature rises quickly, turn the temperature up by only a few minutes or so up to 31 ℃ 51 ℃, 53 ℃ for however to stabilize , and is no longer rising.
failure analysis and processing: In general, CPU surface temperature can not exceed 50 ℃, it will lead to the phenomenon of electron transfer, thereby reducing CPU life. For the CPU temperature is too high for the next 53 ℃, and prolonged use could easily lead to system instability and hardware damage. According to the phenomenon of analysis, heating too fast, stable temperature is too high should be the CPU fan, you just replace a CPU fan can be of good quality.
3, summer dust-induced crash failures:
failure phenomenon: the computer fails, the phenomenon of using an average of once every 20 minutes it will crash, reboot again after a few minutes will crash.
failure analysis and processing: starting estimate is within the chassis temperature is too high CPU caused crashes in the BIOS to check CPU temperature, findings suggest that temperature is only 33 ℃. This computer was later found in the boot BIOS will only check the temperature of 31 ℃, start with 1 hour, the temperature rose only 2 ℃, at room temperature about 35 ℃. It seems the CPU temperature is not measured accurately. Open the case found that the fan on the heatsink too because the dust accumulation above the already turn no more, so replacement of the CPU fan, the next time you boot, the computer running for a few hours of gameplay are no backing out. Later discovered that the temperature probe is a piece of board by glue stick to the CPU heat sink temperature measurement up, but now the probe and the heat sink is not in close contact with, separate from a great distance, the heat sink can not directly transfer to the temperature probe, the temperature measured very natural error. Replace CPU fan, heat sink attached to the probe and the fixation with, so 20 minutes later in the boot, the BIOS in the measured temperature is 45 ℃, then use all normal.
4, CPU pin bad cause the computer to not start:
failure phenomenon: Intel CPU of a computer, usually used has been normal, Recently problems.
failure analysis and processing: the first estimate is the video card failure. After checking with the substitution, but sometimes normal. Finally, disconnect the plug on the motherboard's CPU, carefully observe the no burn marks, but found the CPU's pins are black, hair green, with traces of oxidation and rust (CPU's pins for the copper material, the outer layer of gold-plated), pins on the CPU do cleanup work, the computer power and can work.
5, CPU crash caused by:
failure phenomenon: a computer boot after crash in memory self-test passed.
Failure Analysis and Treatment: Press [Del] key to enter the BIOS setup, carefully check the settings no problem, then read the default BIOS parameters, restart crash still exists. Replace the hard disk and detected by a variety of boards, the results of all the hardware are normal. Estimation problem may be in the motherboard and CPU, the CPU operating frequency down a little bit start the computer again, everything is normal.
6, CPU fan led to the crash:
failure phenomenon: a computer's CPU fan rotation unsteadiness, while using the computer will crash.
failure analysis and processing: the ordinary fan is now mostly used ball fan, you need to lubricate the ball and bearing lubrication, this phenomenon is estimated CPU fan lubricant between the ball and there is no bearing, causing the fan rotation resistance increased, turn difficult to unsteadiness. CPU fan can not be sustained due to strong winds provided the CPU cooling, CPU temperature rise eventually lead to crashes. Added to the CPU fan in the oil crash after the party CPU fan rotation disappears.
7, CPU frequency display is not fixed:
failure phenomenon: every time you start a computer when the CPU frequency display high low.
failure analysis and processing: is likely to be the battery on the motherboard without electricity caused. As long as the replacement of the same type of battery, then re-set the parameters in the BIOS, CPU frequency display can be back to normal.
8, CPU caused by ultra-screen display a black screen:
failure phenomenon: a computer after overclocking the CPU, the boot display blank screen appears.
failure analysis and processing: This failure should be the typical failure caused by overclocking. The CPU frequency is set too high, resulting in CPU does not work, and cause the monitor point does not shine into the BIOS and can not be set. This situation requires the CMOS battery is discharged, and re-setting to work properly. POST also a situation that is normal, but can not enter into the operating system, when entering the operating system crash, in which case just start and enter the BIOS will reset CPU frequency can be changed back to the original.