A)
Dayong on a business trip, a sudden return home, at the door to hear a man snoring sound. Dayong silently away, sent a message to his wife: Three years later they meet again in a city, his wife asked: between husband and wife is not the most indispensable passion and impulse, but the trust, even see or hear something, at least give each other a chance to explain, because even if it is seen and heard things, but also may be a novelty factor.
(b)
rebuked her husband said: The spatula is also used to 'youth' too. Love is to accompany the beautiful around us.
(c)
a couple man talked about the long-term harmony. A local reporter asked the secret of a happy marriage, the husband explained to reporters, said: ah, which start with the from our honeymoon. Our honeymoon to the Grand Canyon, which we have to Riding on a donkey to the valley bottom, but it did not take long gone, my wife's ass to fall and my wife quietly said: the first time, not long after the bird on the road again donkey and a fall and my wife quietly said: The second time, not half a mile donkeys and fall down, and when my wife pulled out her revolver and shot a mule hand. I can not agree with her behavior, began arguing with her, then, my new wife quietly said to me: the first time ... ...
【Explanation】 marriage must be some awesome bottom line, through each other test and know where each other's bottom line, a conscious compromise, never let their impunity.
(d)
Kobayashi said to his wife: bought a computer, you want me to buy exactly the same as his home computer, instrument allows you to see how to do? Road.
【Explanation】 Do not always go than others, not to follow blindly a family, each couple has their own situation, can not completely copy someone else's happiness, happiness is like that lived up to .
(e)
Kobayashi neighbors home, see Kobayashi was standing outside, so he took strange to ask: said:
decline Kobayashi said: the door every two people.
(VI)
husband: What is your reaction to ah. on the. But in fact not really want to split the need to quarrel, the quarrel was the original intention of venting anger more, and to restore feelings.
(VII)
a couple sitting on beach breaks, the husband is always watching each of the past, a beautiful girl, his wife blamed her husband, said: the person! 【Explanation】
some little trick out of human nature, not to suppress, the principle does not touch the bottom line in the time, leaving little space and no harm, people really will have Shenmeipilao.
(VIII)
have a couple old just watching TV, nibbling seeds, all of a sudden my wife shouted from the kitchen: : Also after a while his wife and screaming: wine, relaxing, and after one hour, her husband feel guilty heart, decided to go home to trim those things, but the home that it all repaired, asked his wife: said: making out with me again! '】 back the responsibility of marriage, should try to do any household chores, if not hands-on, and must have a solution, not to a
(IX)
a couple fishing in the river, his wife always nagging non-stop for a fish hook.
wife said: can not be bent by his own preferences. Such as
(ten)
Mr. Mrs. complained: . ],[
(XI)
a rich man got his wish to marry a beautiful actress. Bridal wedding night, they soulful way for the other kings.
groom said: O little secret.
privacy as you can tell me, and I decided to tell you my little secret. bald ... ... : taken out of the eye socket, the original of his left eye is a fake.
groom went on to say: wrinkles is done;
bride speaks, After a child to say: slow-down: But you do so well, I'll tell you okay - in fact, I had not a woman, I was doing a sex change operation ... ... it ... ... , the more turned out, the more detrimental to the marital relationship.
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