Life through a joke

 1. One night, a young woman through a mental hospital when he suddenly heard behind the man in hot pursuit. well, the front is a dead end, the woman despair, kneeling on the floor crying and pleaded:  2. mental hospital, two in the conversation: Get out phone book put it back. sailors suddenly found a little light from afar, he immediately reported to the captain: Listen to immediately call to Captain: continuously. mm shadow
4. spiders and bees engaged, spiders are very satisfied, so he asked his mother: But whatever the outcome, also a flight attendant people. a bit, but whatever the outcome, people also engage in the network. Yes, I can taste the honey. dregs! br> 5. American soldiers received the reward Bush's Order: to catch an Iraqi soldier, the availability of thousands of dollars! So Michelle and Yuri began to search near Baghdad. A few days Lawton down, the two exhausted lying on the ground to sleep. When Michael woke up and found them surrounded by more than five hundred armed Republican Guard, Saddam surrounded, he quickly awakened by Yuri shouted: fortunes of the! When the scarecrow to frighten the crows corn. The results to get there,UGG boots, she not only scare away the crows, and even scared Three Ravens steal the corn before sending back.
gains and losses is the life. mm shadow  7. A: You're talking parrot bird still alive? B: Oh, never mind, think I care for a week, it dies. A: Yes, it claims? B: No, it and my wife Competition speak, said exhaustive died.
nagging woman, so the death of a parrot. mm shadow
8. a team player adding a child, all his teammates were invited to participate in baptism, came to the church . Suddenly the child slipped from his mother, the goalkeeper saved decisively, in a place a few centimeters from the ground to catch the child. Everybody applauded, the goalkeeper took a couple of habit, and then skillfully out Bigfoot.
habits, sometimes very scary. mm shadow
9. The teacher asked: advertising or brainwashing? mm shadow
10. Teacher: are likely to commit low-level errors. mm shadow
13. junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: . I talk about junior high school teachers like to use to join them questions. with the principal said: clock, which in turn is counter-clockwise. However, the class number of the past, not the phone is the electronic form hh I do not quit on a semester I teach them two words ah? of? mm shadow
16. black chickens lay eggs, eggs sold for a little hair. white chickens lay eggs, eggs sold for a large five cents. owners prefer white chicken. black chicken was nonchalantly said: five children for the money to support so large a asshole!